Kristian

Kristian

@vonstrenginho

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Kristian von Streng Hæhre. Content creator at TV 2/@2sporten. Previously @JOE_co_uk.

Joined on March 25 2009
2019-10-18 19:25:08

Incredible.

Quoted@CrossCountryUK

@ncustisTheSun We haven't cancelled any services, Neil. Are you sure you're talking about us? ^PF

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2019-10-17 08:08:22

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1184515574673694721

Quoted@SkySportsNews

BREAKING: Manchester United duo Paul Pogba and David de Gea have been ruled out of Sunday's match against Liverpool.

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2019-10-13 19:01:52

Will never stop thinking about Giggs' last team-talk at United.

Will never stop thinking about Giggs' last team-talk at United.  https://t.co/icJOhsYzfH
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2019-10-11 17:10:38

🤔

🤔 https://t.co/VEwyFjqDZB
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2019-10-09 10:51:39

@vonstrenginho @mikeysmith "You know, back when I was picking genders in Guadalajara..."

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2019-10-09 09:59:45

Is Wayne Rooney still moving to Derby, or was that just Coleen having Rebekah Vardy on and it's gone too far?

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2019-10-09 10:44:38

Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet.

Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet. https://t.co/sxQ01ZyYrs
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2019-10-09 08:56:35

Best Joker performance of all time, do not @ me.

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2019-10-09 05:24:52

Pornhub but for reliable transfer news seeking Arsenal fans. Ornhub.

Quoted@NotoriousJOS

Pornhub for vegetarians. Cornhub.

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2019-10-06 18:56:56

Can’t get over the image of David Moyes saying “fancy a pint?” to every manager in La Liga and getting no takers, match after match

Can’t get over the image of David Moyes saying “fancy a pint?” to every manager in La Liga and getting no takers, match after match https://t.co/vKTQC9JEdv
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2019-10-06 17:26:05

Solskjær's old club Molde FK could go 7 points clear at the top of the Norwegian league tonight, with 6 matches to go. If they win it, it'll be their first title since *checks notes* the year Solskjær had left them to manage Cardiff.

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2019-10-06 15:00:27

What if... what if City were the ones who were over-performing towards the end of last season?

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2019-10-04 13:09:25

Andriy Voronin 2007-10 - Skills, goals and highlights || Liverpool

Andriy Voronin 2007-10 - Skills, goals and highlights || Liverpool  https://t.co/RDp7VPfN2T
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2019-10-02 21:16:16

It was a tap-in, you noggie fizzy pop peddler.

Quoted@ketilbstensrud

Wonderkid Haaland speaking with @JanAageFjortoft post match: «I knew I was coming on in the 2nd half, so I spent my time studying [the space] in which to make an impact, and it worked out well. My father (Alfie Håland) managed to score here at Anfield, so I had to match that»

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2019-09-25 08:31:57

Just discovered that Neil Custis asking why people have blue ticks is a thing.

Just discovered that Neil Custis asking why people have blue ticks is a thing. https://t.co/ooVvhmqrLO
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2019-09-23 20:25:33

https://twitter.com/thediyora/status/854970700561600512/video/1

Quoted@FIFAcom

Congratulations, #LeoMessi Winner of #TheBest FIFA Men's Player 2019 🏆 #TheBest | #FIFAFootballAwards

Congratulations, #LeoMessi  

Winner of #TheBest FIFA Men's Player 2019 🏆

#TheBest | #FIFAFootballAwards https://t.co/MKh2wV5T1M
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2019-09-22 19:36:05

VAR killing celebrations, failing to overturn refs' decisions and calling marginal offsides might be bad, but nobody's been hit harder by VAR than club account administrators.

VAR killing celebrations, failing to overturn refs' decisions and calling marginal offsides might be bad, but nobody's been hit harder by VAR than club account administrators. https://t.co/XW3S4sVF7T
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2019-09-22 14:51:56

Ole's at the wheel.

Ole's at the wheel. https://t.co/tJqcpJdbmV
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2019-09-19 10:15:06

Well deserved. Top player, loyal servant to the club for years, and a positive and playful character on and off the field.

Quoted@BBCSport

Jesse Lingard is 'in line for a new deal' at Manchester United. ..and he's not the only one. Latest football gossip: https://bbc.in/2kt5Ez4 #mufc

Jesse Lingard is 'in line for a new deal' at Manchester United.

..and he's not the only one.

Latest football gossip: https://t.co/MtD1konRHY

#mufc https://t.co/8CFtKzVIWD
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2019-09-18 17:23:53

I went to speak to the man who wrote the Champions League anthem. 🏆

I went to speak to the man who wrote the Champions League anthem. 🏆 https://t.co/1HVUQOjs2P
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2019-09-18 07:04:39

http://espressi.no

Quoted@jesslynnrose

Hi Twitter. Please reply and show off the weirdest/silliest/most bizarre domain name you bought. Bonus points if you’ve actually built something on it.

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2019-09-18 07:02:14

When Napoli got that penalty.

Quoted@EmojiMashupBot

☹️ frowning + 🤮 vomiting + 🖕 middle-finger =

☹️ frowning + 🤮 vomiting + 🖕 middle-finger = https://t.co/2Ek3MOow1w
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2019-09-17 17:38:45

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1174013946019426305

Quoted@LFC

.@andrewrobertso5 is fit to take part in #LFC’s @ChampionsLeague tie with @sscnapoli at the Stadio San Paolo this evening... #NAPLIV

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2019-09-17 16:58:52

It's back.

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2019-09-17 15:00:16

https://twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1173971504125665281

Quoted@City_Xtra

OFFICIAL: Pep Guardiola has confirmed John Stones has picked up a muscular injury this morning and will be out for four or five weeks. #MCFC

OFFICIAL: Pep Guardiola has confirmed John Stones has picked up a muscular injury this morning and will be out for four or five weeks.

#MCFC https://t.co/XATs8gDkl8
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2019-09-17 10:52:28

#ChampionsLeague er endelig tilbake! 🔥 Hvem av disse stjernene tror du får en pangstart? 😏

#ChampionsLeague er endelig tilbake! 🔥 Hvem av disse stjernene tror du får en pangstart? 😏 https://t.co/fbMyFGpGt8
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2019-09-16 17:39:44

Grand Theft Auto: Liverpool 🔴⚽️

Grand Theft Auto: Liverpool 🔴⚽️ https://t.co/QOT1G5J5Ro
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